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How to Freak Out Total Strangers in Public Places


This was on dailycandy today so I'm sure I'm not the only one who saw it but I think it's a really funny idea- bookcovers designed to shock and generate conversation. You can choose one like "How to Overcome Nymphomania", where the back cover reads: "A disease that's finally curable, 6 week turnaround, strangers are not meat." Or there's "How to Murder a Complete Stranger and Get Away With It" which reads "Top 10 places to dispose a body, step-by-step instructions with colour illustrations.".

I think these would be equally great for the subway (NY) or the Coffee Bean (LA).
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Brawny Man Presents: Innocent Escapes

This ad campaign , featuring a real-life incarnation of the beloved strong-but-sensitive Brawny Man in a variety of strong-but-sensitive scenarios, is the best marketing innovation since Burger King's Subservient Chicken!

Try pre-made sketches like "Random Breakdown", "Your Hair, It's Perfect", and "Buyer's Remorse", or you can custom make your own! Good Times...

(Thanks Leah!)
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Redrum, redrum!



The Gilded Moose has hit the nail on the head with the above depiction of just what exactly is so creepy about the Olsen Twins...too perfect.
(via Defamer)
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Hee!


I love this.

(via cityrag)
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Do YOU want to see these men together on a sex tape? I didn't think so.

Scott Stapp and Kid Rock Sex Tape Revealed!!!

There's more trouble on the horizon for newlywed and Creed frontman Scott Stapp, 32. Us Weekly has learned exclusively that a sex tape involving the singer and fellow musician Kid Rock, 35, is set to be released. The tape shows both stars involved in explicit sex acts on a tour bus while touring together six years ago. The two don't engage in any sex acts together, but are seen and heard talking to one another during the acts. Footage was acquired by the Red Light District, the same company that distributed Paris Hilton's infamous sex tape One Night in Paris. 'We acquired the tape from a third party' says Red Light's president David Joseph. 'We haven't decided exactly what we are doing with it but our goal is to release it towards the middle or end of this year.' Representatives for Kid Rock and Stapp could not be reached. Stapp wed former Miss New York Jaclyn Nesheiwat, 25, on February 10 in Miami. He was arrested for public drunkeness the following day at LAX airport while enroute to his honeymoon in Hawaii. Stapp was treated for substance abuse in December 2004.

Just the very idea of this tape is making me queasy.

UPDATE #1: In case you DO want to see this atrocity, Perez has the highlight reel...

UPDATE #2: Ew...according to NY Daily News these sex acts take place in a "motor home - complete with fake-wood paneling" and:

In one scene, Rock and Stapp are standing side by side as a pair of buxom babes pleasures them.

"This is my third," Stapp tells the cameraman. "It's good to be the king."

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Get down Tom go head get down... No really Tom, GET. DOWN.


















Forget about that other publicist-denied TomKat story...I really think our full attention should be on this one...

Is Tom Cruise behaving strangely again?

The star — once known for his cool composure — has surprised observers with outbursts in recent months. Now come reports that the Top Gun was acting rather bizarrely at a Kanye West concert at L.A.’s Avalon recently.

The “Mission Impossible” star “dangled off a nine-foot-high balcony” at the concert, according to the new issue of In Touch Weekly. He then complained “All these people are making me crazy. It’s too much!’” and, as onlookers “gasped in disbelief” he “climbed up cables to get away from the crowds.” The account adds details to a report that first appeared in the New York Post.

Cruise made it up to the VIP balcony and reportedly “went nuts” when he heard his favorite songs from West. “As Kanye sang a line from ‘Gold Digger,’ about the need for prenups, Tom threw his hands in the air,” according to the mag, which also says that Cruise chatted with other concert-goers about Scientology. “He asked us what religion we were,” a source told ITW. “He told us that Scientology changed his life and his fiancée’s life, and it could change ours, too.”

Balcony dangling? He's totally pulling an MJ! Watch out fetus! It's gonna be your ass dangling next!
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Not His Brother's Keeper


Whoa, the shizzy's hitting the fizzy yet again for R. Kelly...his brother has released a tell-all DVD with some "explosive allegations"...













D-Listed summarizes:

-R. Kelly has had several affairs with underage chicks including Aaliyah

-R. Kelly molested his own niece

-R. Kelly asked his brother to tell police he was the dude having sex with an underage chick on camera

-R. Kelly showed the underage sex tape to everyone and was proud of it

-R. Kelly beats his wife

-R. Kelly and his wife always have threesomes

-R. Kelly is bi-sexual

-R. Kelly's song Trapped in the Closet is about his life

I have to say, I'm not really surprised about any of it except maybe the part about molesting his niece...
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Stephanie Tanner, Meth-head



I know this is old news but I've been out of the loop lately so it's new to me...

February 2, 2006 -- THE actress who played cute little Stephanie Tanner on the 1990s hit sitcom "Full House" confessed yesterday to battling an addiction to methamphetamine. "I was leading a total double life," Jodie Sweetin, 24, said yesterday on "Good Morning America."

Sweetin's drug woes were recently chronicled by the supermarket tabloids after she was seen on a three-day meth bender followed by an intervention allegedly staged by her former "Full House" co-stars, including Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget...

Oh, to be a fly on the wall...why couldn't THAT intervention have been documented by A&E! How rude!
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